Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
