I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's the barista slut.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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