Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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