bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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