remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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