Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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