so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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