Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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