Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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