Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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