BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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