Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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