are you still at the devil's house?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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