quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
