Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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