so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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