The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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