did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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