I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need to calm my uterus...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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