This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
