yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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