okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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