Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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