IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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