I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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