There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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