we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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