this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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