Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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