so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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