Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i think i have two assholes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
