why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
