Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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