it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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