that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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