I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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