Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Randomize
