Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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