nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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