Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Four minutes until I can fart!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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