He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
