Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
