You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My life is pants optional.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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