Please, let me fuck your mom
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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