Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize