We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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