I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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