respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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