lets start a swedish sibling band together
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
