I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Randomize
