just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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