He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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